You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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