hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
