You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm like, not good at living.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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