Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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