omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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