I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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