Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
jump out the window naked night went bad
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