what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
no you cant smoke seaweed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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