and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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