Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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