I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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