My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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