should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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