This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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