im about as happy as oj after his trial
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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