let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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