I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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