Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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