the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
