just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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