what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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