Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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