remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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