that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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