I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
tell me about the eggs
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