She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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