Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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