Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
third nipple confirmed
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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