EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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