I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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