Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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