guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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