so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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