Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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