They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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