it hurts more in the daytime
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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