But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
