literally had 100 drinks last night.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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