he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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