Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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