you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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