your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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