Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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