we have pet lesbian snakes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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