hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The beer is more important than you right now.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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