if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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