God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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