Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
