maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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