I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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