My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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